1. % make <a>l</a><a>o</a><a>v</a>e
Make: Don't know how to make <a>l</a><a>o</a><a>v</a>e. Stop.
2. % got a light?
No match.
3. % sleep with me
bad character
4. % man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
5. % rm God
rm: God nonexistent
6. % make 'heads or tails of all this'
Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
7. % make sense
Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.
8. % make mistake
Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.
9. % make bottle.open
Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
10. % \(-
(-: Command not found.
11. % rm -i God
rm: remove God? y
% ls God
God not found
% make light
Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.
12. % date me
You are not superuser: date not set
Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988
13. % man rear
No manual entry for rear.
14. % If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )'s.
15. % * How would you describe Bill Clinton
*: Ambiguous.
16. % %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.
17. % ls Meese-Ethics
Meese-Ethics not found
18. % "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
Unmatched ".
19. % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
20. % ^How did the^<a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</> change operation go?
Modifier failed.
21. % cp /dev/null <a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</>;chmod 000 <a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</>
% more <a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</>
<a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</>: Permission denied
% mv <a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</> show
% strip show
strip: show: Permission denied
22. % who is my match?
No match.
23. % set i="DemocraticPlatform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
DemocraticPlatform unreadable
24. % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
awk: syntax error near line 1
awk: bailing out near line
25. % %blow
%blow: No such job.
26. % 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.
27. $ test my argument
test: too many arguments
28. $ "Amelia Earhart"
Amelia Earhart: not found
29. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
30. $ man -kisses dog
dog: nothing appropriate
31. $ mkdir "Yellow Pages";fiYellow Pages
$ mkdir matter;cat > matter
matter: cannot create
32. $ lost
lost: not found
33. $ found
found: not found
34. $ i=Hoffa ;>$i ;$i ;rm $i ;rm $i
Hoffa: cannot execute
rm: Hoffa nonexistent
35. % strip bra
bra: Cannot open
36. % sccs what bottle
can't open bottle (26)
37. $ cat "door: paws too slippery"
can't open door: paws too slippery
38. $ cat foodintincans
cat: can't open foodintincans
39. % rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
40. % ar m God
ar: God does not exist
41. % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
42. % sleep with me
bad character
43. % ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
44. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
45. $ drink matter
matter: cannot create
46. % man <a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</>
No manual entry for <a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</>
47. $ make blow
make: *** No rule to make target `blow'. Stop.
48. $ sleep with me often
sleep: invalid time interval
49. $ time out
time: cannot run out: No such file or directory