绿色和平原子弹2007-04-27 21:14:55



Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what erev'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y


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3stones2007-04-27 21:20:25
it's funny, way better than backstreet boys' original 1~:)
辛伯达的航船2007-04-27 21:34:59
LOL,HaHaaaaa!
圣牛2007-04-27 21:43:24
D-
绿色和平原子弹2007-04-27 21:48:33
delete this one pls
圣牛2007-04-27 21:55:21
once sold sth on ebay i received A++ and this...
绿色和平原子弹2007-04-27 21:58:15
wut is it, i wont tell her
圣牛2007-04-27 22:03:41
will send u one 4 ur next b-day *___^
磨坊小札2007-04-27 22:14:02
neutral~~~~
绿色和平原子弹2007-04-27 22:22:53
the force is week with this apprentice
圣牛2007-04-27 22:34:45
the force is weak with this sis
0773H2007-04-27 23:03:18
Very funny. hilarious!
Stiella2007-04-28 00:53:15
A Positive Feedback for u, so funny~:D
林贝卡2007-04-28 12:57:03
Artist, which way do you want? Have a nice weekend.