Zhuzitaba2022-01-25 16:59:02

A Chinese Ph.D. candidate was going to have a presentation. To better demonstrate his talk, he needed to cut an apple during the presentation, but he did not have a knife. So just before the presentation started, he went to his professor's office and asked, “May I borrow your life?” Immediately the professor's face turned perceivably red and jumped up from his chair starring at him perplexedly. It took a while for the student to realize something somehow not right. The student pointed to the knife on the table, “Oh, sorry, I meant, may I borrow your KNIFE to cut the apple?”

心存善念2022-01-25 17:11:00
turned the meeting into a crime scene :)
CLary2022-01-25 17:12:34
Funny! Pronunciation is so important.
心存善念2022-01-25 17:22:00
教授说借给你一定要好好还回来啊
Zhuzitaba2022-01-25 19:54:01
Right. I may have said "Don't worry. I will return your 100% lif
妖妖灵2022-01-25 21:32:00
哈哈哈哈哈,borrow professor‘s life,好大的胆子!蓝方银说knife太蓝了:)
老地雷2022-01-26 07:14:02
哈哈哈哈,蓝鲸人?福蓝人?呵呵
天边一片白云2022-01-26 15:42:44
it is scary. I can't differentiate between "knife" and "life".
天边一片白云2022-01-26 15:51:34
I should avoid borrowing knife from other people.
Zhuzitaba2022-01-26 20:03:24
WELL SAID :):):)
妖妖灵2022-01-26 21:24:19
LOL
梅雨潭2022-01-27 01:17:01
恭喜柱子他爸。首页进来,谢谢网管,英文什锦菜 ”May I borrow your life?” 推荐成功