i couldn't catch every single word, but sounded something like this:
dear god, please forgive me for kicking all the cat litter out the box when my caregiver tried to rake my poo
dear god, please forgive me for peeing in terry's shoe but he did forget to fill my waterbowl the other day
Dear God, please forgive me for clawing up the old chair downstairs, but it just feel so goood!
dear lord, please forgive me for howling all last night in the backyard but that burmese cat down the street is just Hot!
dear god please forgive me for scraching the dog's nose the other day but he's always eaten the food out of my bowl!
dear lord if i'm looking a little hopeless give me some catnip