12 INCH PIANIST
龙虾 walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender, 花花, walks up and asks what's in the bag.
龙虾 reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high, and sets him on the counter.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!
Where on earth did you get that?" says 花花.
龙虾 responds by reaching into the paper bag.
This time he pulls out a lamp.
He hands it to 花花 and says..."Here. Rub it."
So 花花 rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.
"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is allowed only one!"
花花 gets really excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.
It is soon followed by another duck, then another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!
花花 turns to 龙虾 and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf...I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
"Tell me about it!!" says 龙虾... "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"