变态程序员2004-05-02 22:03:34

result love(boy, girl)
{
if ( boy.有房() and boy.有车() )
{
boy.set(nothing);
return girl.嫁给(boy);
}
else if ( girl.愿意等() )
{
while( ! (boy.赚钱 > 100,000 and girl.感情 > 8 ) )
{
for ( day=1; day <=365; day++)
{
if ( day == 情人节 )
if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )
girl.感情++;
else
girl.感情--;

if( day == girl.生日)
if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )
girl.感情++;
else
girl.感情--;

boy.拼命赚钱();

if( girl.耐心 == 0 && girl.有其它追求者)
{
girl.goto( another_boy);
boy.郁闷中();
boy.天天到军坛灌水();

return 没有结果;
}

}
}

try
{
girl.要男友买房();
girl.要男友买车();
girl.每天逛专卖店();
if ( boy.有房() && boy.有车() )
{
girl.去澳洲旅游(boy);
girl.到英国威斯敏斯结婚(boy);
girl.嫁给(boy);

boy.没日没夜挣钱();
}
}
catch()
{
girl.byebye(boy);
boy.郁闷中();
boy.天天到军坛灌水();

return girl.broadcast("这个男人真小气");
}

return girl.每天逛专卖店();
}

return girl.goto( another_boy);
}



4562572004-05-03 02:27:26
无聊!
forkhj2004-05-03 02:28:41
现在女生都怎么了?
不用找BOY2004-05-03 04:43:55
回复:某女生编的C++ 2.0版