阿娟（上海人讲给上海人听的故事 之三·双语版）
（沪语）
侬勿要看阿娟现在嘎节棍，朝牢美国老公亨利狠3狠4格，奈伊调教了服服帖帖。侬勿晓得当初阿娟谈朋友格晨光老嗲呃！
伊第一个男朋友姓张。有一天夜快底，两嘎头勒外滩轧马路。
小张告伊讲：“我请侬吃饭好伐啦，侬欢喜到啊里去？”
阿娟眼睛一斜，嗲妹妹嘎一笑：“随便侬呀。”
小张讲：“格么，肯德基好伐啦？”
阿娟又是嗲溜溜格一笑：“侬老幽默格。”
小张被伊笑得来心里相横7竖8格：“听说东方明珠高头格旋转餐厅蛮灵格……”
阿娟又是一笑：“随便呀，我又不挑呃。”
来勒东方明珠呃旋转餐厅刚刚坐下来，一看价钿，小张面孔有点发绿，手心发汗，脚底发软，但是伊心里相想：今朝妄是妄勒，只要伊勿点啥酒水……。
“走，侬想吃啥？随便𢲡好了。”小张趁机惯一击派头，札札台型。
啥人晓得，阿娟假自假碍皱皱眉头：“真触气，人家来叻减肥呀，我只要一杯冰水……”
小张两只眼乌子瞪了老大，眼泪水也要急出来了：“侬帮帮忙好伐，格哒是自助餐呃！……”
（普通话）
你别看阿娟现在凶神恶煞地对美国老公亨利吹鼻子瞪眼儿，把他调教得服服帖帖。你不知道当初阿娟谈恋爱时嗲（此字无对应普通话）着呢！
她第一位男朋友姓张。有一天傍晚，俩人在外滩压马路。
小张对阿娟说：“今天我请你吃饭吧，你喜欢去哪儿啊？”
阿娟眼睛一斜，嗲妹妹般的一笑：“随便你呀。”
小张说：“那么，去肯德基好吗？”
阿娟又是嗲嗲的一笑：“你真幽默。”
小张被她笑得心里七上八下的：“那，那听说东方明珠上的旋转餐厅不错……”
阿娟又是一笑：“随便呀，我是不挑剔的。”
刚在东方明珠上的旋转餐厅坐下，一看价钱，小张脸上有些发绿，手心发汗，脚底发软，但是他心里想：今天豁出去了，只要她不再点什么酒类饮料……
“来吧，想吃点儿啥？随便去拿。”小张趁机故作潇洒，显摆一下。
谁知道，阿娟假模假样地皱皱眉头：“真讨厌，人家在减肥呀，就来一杯冰水好啦！”
小张俩眼珠瞪得老大，眼泪差点儿急了出来：“姑奶奶哎，这儿是自助餐哪！……”
（谷歌英语版）
Now you do not look juan vicious blow to the nose of the Henry children stare, when she was in love when the whine (the words do not correspond to Putonghua) go again!
Her first boyfriend, surnamed Zhang. One evening, two people shopping at the Bund road.
Xiao Zhang for juan said: "I ask you to eat it, you want to go ah?"
Juan eyes of a ramp-like whine sister smile: "Just you."
Zhang said: "Well, will you go to KFC?"
Juan is Diadia smile: "You're sense of humor."
Zhang Qishangbaxia the heart by her smile: "That, that I heard a revolving restaurant on the Pearl of the Orient ... well ..."
Juan is a smile: "Whatever, I'm not picky."
Oriental Pearl sat inside, although some of Zhang greenish face, palms sweating, feet weak, but he thought: This is ready to sacrifice, as long as something she does not drink alcohol ... ...
"Come on, you want some what? Casually bring it." Zhang took the opportunity to show off about.
Who knows, juan fake fake like mold frowned: "I hate, people lose weight ah, to have a glass of ice water right!"
Zhang boss both eyes wide with tears almost anxious out: "Aunt hey, here is where buffet! ... ..."