Q: What is the Biden's new fitness program to get people walking again?
A: GAS at $6/gallon
Q: What's the sad truth about Biden's poll numbers?
A: More people believe Elvis is alive then in Biden.
Q: Why does Jill (Presidents Wife) always get on top?
A: ...Because Sleepy Joe can only fuck up.
Pentagon is giving the president his daily briefing: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" Joe exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, Joe looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
【Happy July 4th】