歌词:
Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in a beemer or a merc
Some guys like to travel in a Bus
But I can’t be bothered with a bus today
I gotta take my bike
Cause once again the tube’s on strike
The greedy bastards want extra pay
For Sitting on their arse all day
Even though they earn 30k
So I’m standing here in the pouring rain
Where the fvck’s my fvcking train
London undergroundx2
They’re all lazy fvcking useless cunts
the London undergroundx2
They’re all greedy cunts I wanna shoot them all with a rifle
(Warning shooting People with live ammo is illegal and dangerous to your health)
All they say is please mind the doors
And they learn that on a 2 day course
This job could be done by a 4 year old
They just leave us freezing in the cold
What you smell is what you get
Burger king and piss and sweat
You’re roast to death in the boiling heat
With tourists tredding on your feet
And chewing gum on every seat
So don’t tell me to mind the gap
I want my fvcking money back
London undergroundx2
They’re all lazy fvcking useless cunts
London undergroundx2
They’re all greedy cunts I wanna shoot them all with a rifle
(We really mean the bit about not shooting people, why not write to your MP and complain instead)
La la la la x2
The floors are sticky
And the seat are damp
Every platform has a fvcking trap
But the drivers get their day off when
We’re all late for work again
London undergroundx2
Where all are wankers they’re all wankers
London undergroundx2
Take your oyster card and shove it up your arse hole