2010年的第一场雪比往常来的要晚一些。早晨起床,我就觉得右眼不停的跳,难道今天不是一个好兆头吗?
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我和妈妈和平时一样,外出散步。
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我们穿过大街走过小巷
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在我正在吃天然哈根达斯的时候,突然出现了一个
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不速之客!
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他像炭一样,全身乌黑,在我没有防备的情况下,发动突然袭击!
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我一个侧头让开,猛回头——
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被我拿下
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此时,四目相对,格外眼红。我的内心却充满疑惑:我最近没得罪人啊?是谁派来的杀手?论武功,他不是我的对手。我的功夫是一个西藏高僧传授的,书名好像叫《我儿达赖》
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这厮也不是善茬儿,招招致命,朝着我的哽嗓咽喉就过来了
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我抬头退后,返攻头部
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他反应也快,唰的一声顶向我后腰
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这可把我给激怒了,做人不能这么CNN, 太无耻了。
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这个时候摆事实讲道理都没有用啦,唯一能做的,就是反抗
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掉过头来,追!
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嘿,还敢回头看我,一副挑衅的样子,这孩子多可恨!
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让你跑?
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让你跑?先来个扫堂腿
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这么快就站起来啦?看来您老平时也没闲着,常做健身啊
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我这个饿虎扑食有点扑早了,要不然把你拍成Burger King
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找捷径侧路而逃,没那么容易,这么多年的雪莲炖藏红花我白吃啦
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这回被我看个正着,“嘿,朋友,你露点了!”
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行啊,穿着防弹背心都能跑这么快,看来是有备而来呀
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突然一个回马枪,好悬
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想给我来个Koga!
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成功被我甩开,看你还有什么招?
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“黑小子,你给我站住!再不站住,老子可要开枪啦”
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几招过后,一看得不到便宜,就没命的跑,连兔子都是他孙子
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这时一个更阴毒的想法在他心中盘算着
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居然挟持了人质!早知道他在塔利班干过,我当初就不这么客气了。
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趁他一个不留神,成功地袭击了他的下部
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让你跑,我今天让你记住,不要打善良人的主意
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他哪里肯听我这些。也不愧为一个冷血杀手,见势不好,扭头就跑。
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我只有摆出熊的架势出来,方能镇住这个妖孽
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继续逃窜
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咦?这混球儿跑哪里去了?“喂,小黑子,你妈喊你回家吃饭”
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“哈哈,上当了!本姑奶奶在这等着你呐”
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坏了,他向这边跑过来了,难道他是要.....?
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嚯!还带着凶器来的
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朝着无辜群众冲去...后果不堪设想
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刻不容缓,此时只有动用我的王牌——龙虾兄弟出手了。
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齐声唤,前面捉了张辉瓒!还是龙虾兄弟够意思
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解除了武装,这个人想泄了气的皮球,在我面前跪下
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此时的他温顺的像只绵羊
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给我捶背
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“先别捶背啦,我先问你点儿事,你是干什么的?为什么要杀我?是谁派你来的”
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“上级的姓名和地址我知道,下级的姓名和地址我也知道...”接下来,小黑所说的话,让我着实的大吃一惊。(未完待续)
欢迎收看下集《我和文强不得不说的故事》