移花接木2021-11-05 17:45:44

[I cannt see a single person]

I had a dream last night.

A strange dream.

It was a dark night scene.

On a dim lighted dock.

I was inline boarding a boat.

A crew stopped me,

Execuse me sir, we are full.

You prank me?

I cannot see a single person!

No, sir!

They are all married!

 

[我看不见一个人]

昨夜我做了一个梦,

一个奇怪的梦,

在一个照明昏暗的码头上,

我在排队登一条船,

突然, 一个船员挡住了我,

抱歉, 先生, 满员了.

你是在耍我吗?

为什么我看不见一个人?

是的, 先生

因为他们都成双成对.

ibelieu2021-11-05 19:04:34
Might I suggest new glasses? :)
移花接木2021-11-05 19:21:56
a new glasses with which I can see my future, pls
妖妖灵2021-11-05 19:29:32
我在看移花体之前,试着寻找答案,以为你看到“many people”:)你现在为什么诗性大发?
陶陶三2021-11-05 19:45:07
移花体,别具一格。有点像把one-liner脱口秀,融入到诗里,最后来个反转。诗性大发,继续~~~
天山晨2021-11-05 20:01:06
好,记梦诗!反转到位,我还以为你 没有疫苗证明呢!
轻轻的我来2021-11-05 20:02:22
好诗!那啥, 你就不能和船员临时组对吗?
甜虫虫2021-11-05 20:16:53
哈哈,移花体,赞!
移花接木2021-11-05 20:39:00
醋喝多了,胃里不停地冒酸水
忒忒绿2021-11-05 23:18:00
哈哈,花帅不愧是笑坛黄埔军校高材生
碧蓝天2021-11-06 00:57:56
哈哈,笑死。移花体就是爆笑范本。
梦里水乡20192021-11-06 01:16:03
花帅好会做梦啊:)
疏影笑寒2021-11-06 01:23:37
幽默
慢兔2021-11-06 18:02:49
哈哈
LYJiang2021-11-07 15:25:38
Humor must be your middle name.