【MYSJ COSPLAY】Girl brutally interrogate dad!!! 移花接木2021-08-19 23:50:13

Kids always want to play, any time they are awake. In the early morning the sweet little girl provoked the chat with a play request. The dad at the begining tried to be a little educative but soon went south after loosing patience. The dad & daughter's random chat eventually evolved into a bitter interrogation.  A little girl interrogated dad... brutally... ...

Thanks, dear Beautifulwind, being my sweetest 小棉袄，and also thanks for beating me up.

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Sweet little girl's brutal interrogation of her dad!

G :  Papa can we play outside?

D:  No!!!!

G: Why???

D: coz  it's 5 o'clock in the morning, it's too early.

G: Why?!

D: the sun hasn't come up yet. (mouth half filled)

G: Why?

D: becaus~(swallow)se... the sun comes up later

G: Y?

D: well, the earth goes around when it turns a certain amount,  sun shows on the horizon.

G: Y?

D: I don't know!!

G: Y~ai? Why don't you know Papa?

D: coz I didn't pay attention in school , ok, I didn't listenin' class.

G: Y?

D: coz I was high all the time… I smoke too much pots.

G: WHHHH~~Y?

D: I ain.. I aint think it would matter.

G: Y?

D: I just figure my life will come to on its own, then I met your mom and you came along, so now I work at the muffler shop.

G: Y?

D: well, it's too late for me to pursue a career now since your mom has a job with benefit, I stay home I take care you, coz what I make,  it is pretty much a joke.

G: Y?

D: well the service economy replace manufacturing, there's no real job in America anymore.

G: Y?

D: we got good jobs for a while,  it's just we're lucky and now we're unlucky

G: Y?

D: it's just the way it goes.

G: Y?

D: coz God is dead, we're alone.

G: okay!!

D:

 

沙发

才问14个Y, 就受不了了，next tree -:)

哈哈哈哈哈，看一次大笑一次，花董，你真是边吃边配的吗？：）

是一种costco的挤着吃的苹果酱，不往外流，我怕嘴里含着牛奶说不出话来

不能打，不能骂，自己快疯了

LOL，这个cosplay忒棒了，赞！有耐心的花帅和顽皮的小美凤：）

哈哈哈，太敬业啦：）佩服花董五体投地，这么长篇的英文，一天就录好了，俨然就是剧中的爸爸，你怎么一直保持high的？：）

哈哈，我本来先照文本录了一个demo，让花董听，他体谅我没时间，就直接用了，对齐花好多功夫：）花董忒牛，我学习英语发音巨添动力：

这个Cosplay “多大的爱” ？

smoke too much pots

哈哈哈。这个经典。两个人都棒棒哒。笑歪了。。

你那些why们, 偏偏在smoke 2 much pot那句拖个长音，是因为觉得就应该啊,,你居然... ....

@};---,都是手工操作但可以不受素材限制，

Super entertaining; bravo!

看着小美凤，眼珠一转嘴一撇，okay，我快笑S了,回放了无数遍

我信你还是我骗你？ 你文字才是真功夫，我这个是copy &paste

很完美！移花的声音听出来了，美风的声音没听出来，这么百变么？：-）

It ain't easy to be good at anything. I have no clue

哈哈，那个拖长音是故意的，想象不出这么可爱的爸爸居然为了high吸大麻？？：）

盈盈，赶紧快参加活动吧，省事的话，可以用配音秀：）这是练习英语的很好玩的方法！：）或者不管什么cosplay，来一个就行：）

谢谢信大师！你再为美坛写一个好玩的剧本吧：）

wonderfully copied and done.

好哒，我想想哈。：）

哈哈，谢谢陶导鼓励！花董真是把这个配音做得又快又好：）五岁小女孩，我就努力用和小朋友说话的声音来配音：）给你听听我曾用中文配的：

看你一本正经又无可奈何，看你说high一次，我乐一次：）英文太牛，口型对得那么棒，语言天才，video做得又快又好，太聪明了：）

快参加cosplay活动啊，别拖着啦：）

是不是这个cosplay了“多少的外”：）

她的台词再多些还是应该能听出来的，

还用想吗？ cosplay女特务都不用化妆

Wow and wow! Two dynamos, one raging success.

总是和你学英文：）哪天你也读读美语怎么样？读一段新闻也成，算cosplay新闻主播：）

Thanks. it is an interesting idea to do some "broadcasting" here

Great job! Enjoyed it! :)

谢谢虫虫鼓励！花董这次do everything from scratch! 效果出乎意料的棒！很好玩：）你接着来Cos！

你上次朗诵的文章太有爱了，适合我们美坛：）

14/ :)

叹口气后, 我感觉又父爱爆棚了

虫虫那个五岁小女孩声音浑然天成, 呃... ...绑架活动时已经发过了.

哈哈，那是绑架，不是合作：）

谢谢美风！两年多前录的。第一次听到就很喜欢的一篇演讲：）

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太好笑了，有这样一个小宝贝，真好！花董和美风配音演绎得非常到位！

配音之后，我决定接着好好学英语啦，差太远了：）